Reasons why....

Reasons why Hubby won't get me an air horn for my vehicle.

1. He knows that I would use it. A lot.
   
   
2. He's afraid that I'll use it on the wrong person, and I'll get home with bullet holes riddling the vehicle.
   
   
3. He's heard me say bad words and demand to have an air horn one too many times while talking to me on my cell phone while I'm driving.
   
   
4. It's never ME with the driving problem, it's everyone else.
   
5. He knows that I would use it. A lot.
   
   
6. I often ask why I can't have a rocket mounted on the front of the vehicle to clear out all of the traffic in my way. He freaks and tells me that's illegal and that I'll go to jail for that. (silly man! It would be a nice rocket...no one would get hurt, they'd just all moooove!)
   
   
7. I often start a driving comment with, "HEY STUPID! If I had an airhorn I'd use it to run you off the road!!!"
   
   
8. He's seen me with PMS.
   
   
9. He knows that I would use it. A lot.